Next Issue’s Thinker is: I’ll have to think about that one?

By The Thinker

• Bless the waterfowl
• Check Christis for typographical errors?
• Set up home in Goodricke C-Block, in the room on the right of his father’s
• Ask where his Father’s house was
• Show all His mates His omnipotence at the mighty Black Bull Pub Quiz
• Join J-Soc, then join People and Planet to change things, rather than just talking & having pedantic, pointless discussions on predestination, creation etc.
• Be baptised. But in this lake??
• Ask why the University banks with Midland
• Turn the lake into Merrydown (premium quality grim) cider so that we can all have a party in his honour
• He’d go into Goodricke bar, find his second Dad and bite his gumz, then walk outside and wobble indiscriminately into the lake
• Have the age-old student quandary — ‘pasta or rice for tea?’
• Turn the “liquid” in the lakes to water (before walking on them)
• Throw MONDEX out of the temple of learning
• God’s own subject of course — Chemistry
• Rescue Central hall from its watery end

Next Issue’s Thinker is: I’ll have to think about that one?

Thinker responses should be sent (in less than 50 words) to:

Christis, Societies Pigeon Holes,The S.U. Building,
Goodricke.
Or by E-mail to submissions@christis.org.uk