The rules are:

1. Fill in the missing word of the following sentence with something appropriate to your society: ‘If your Society was a _______ what _______ would it be’ — and tell us why.
2. Avoid any mention of Banana Bubbles (the cereal that thinks it’s a milkshake).
3. Draw a picture that symbolises your society.

Let’s see what madness ensues …

Cassoc

FRUIT

Banana — because some of us are slightly kinky (alledgedly).

BREAKFAST

Chocolate Weetos — Why is it that the tackiest cereals have the best things inside?

ABSTRACT CONCEPT

Murphy’s Law

SONG

Anything from the musical Captain Noah and his Floating Zoo

UNIT OF MEASUREMENT

A Megaflop (One million floating point operations per second)

BIBLICAL CHARACTER

“Then I saw a beast emerge from the sea: it had seven heads and ten horns, with a coronet on each of its ten horns, and its heads were marked with blasphemous titles.” (Revelation 13:1)

ITEM FROM A CAMPUS VENDING MACHINE

Polos — because we’re really holey.

MethAng

1. Raspberry, because:
   1. that’s an appropriate response to Christis questionnaires,
   2. it’s the colour our Chair so easily goes when embarrassed.
2. A simple cup of tea and a bowl of muesli, because like tea we warm and refresh you, and like muesli we are a delicious mixture, wholesome, healthy, and leave you with plenty to chew over for the rest of the day. And, of course, we all originate in the Alps! Yodellleeeiiihoooo!
3. The Holy Trinity, since at our heart is God, and we try to live out the example of Jesus Christ, but still find time to partake of the spirit in Derwent Bar after our Monday meetings!
4. ‘Shiny Happy People’ by R.E.M., because we are ( well, perhaps not shiny)!
5. A Pint, because we don’t do things by halves.
6. St. Paul, as he lives the Christian message in the real world, however controversial it may be.
7. A Mars bar, since it’s the only ethical option, and we too help you work, rest and play.
8. Picture — Well, you can see our fantastic world wide web page — http://www-users.york.ac.uk/~socs161/ — or through the YUSU societies page — a veritable gallery of pictures which would tell you more about MethAng than any of the committee’s feeble attempts at artwork!

Christis!!!!!!!!

1. The Forbidden Fruit — because although Christis contains the knowledge of good and evil, we wouldn’t recommend you eat it.
2. Banana Bubbles … can’t we think of anything better?
3. 3-state logic: we challenge assumptions deeply held and are totally incomprehensible.
4. WE CAN’T THINK OF ANY DECENT SONGS
5. An erg — we ARE a unit of work (and play).
6. Bigvai the Shumnahite ’coz he’s got a groovy name.
7. A Nux Bar, because Christis always hangs around when nothing else is left, and still no-one takes it.
8. Picture — CAN ANYBODY OUT THERE DRAW?